if you didn’t know stuff about humans you would think they get mad at the weirdest stuff
like one human raises their thumb to another human
that’s good, humans like that
one human raises their middle finger to another human
humans do NOT LIKE THAT
humans think that is a BAD FINGER
don’t you DARE raise that specific finger at me
any other finger is ok just not that one
Anthropology will be the hard elective in alien school.
how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself
Justin Bieber fans trying to defend everything he does.
maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad
my hobbies include staying up until 2am for no reason and being exhausted the next day
Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something
I really don’t understand how people can hate gay people and call them “disgusting” I mean really,
did you just slip destiel into a post about actual gay couples and no one’s said anything about it yet what
there’s nothing to talk about.
why aren’t we talking about how fabulous Sir Ian McKellen is in that last picture?
My mood depends on how good my hair looks